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The Time My Friend Started Saying Only the Word “Bukkake”

October 28, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

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For a few years now, a friend of mine has only said the word “bukkake” to me. We went to college together, and after graduation, any email or chat communication from him has contained only that word.

In case you don’t know what bukkake is, er, well, Wikipedia can explain. If you are afraid to click on that link, let’s just say it’s sort of like a circle jerk where there’s a woman in the middle.

The term comes from Japan, naturally. It’s pronounced “boo-caw-kay.”

Now, this friend didn’t always just repeat this word over and over. I met him my freshman year, where he lived a few doors down from me. He spent his days alternating between watching porn and taking notes on the sex acts, and listening to club music from India. He was not Indian. He enjoyed reading “On the Road” by Jack Kerouac, and would stay up late debating anyone about…just about anything, really. We used to have real conversations on a regular basis. But I suppose there was a hint of something unsettling beneath the surface. He once refused to leave the dorm for an entire week, and fed himself only on the leftovers of others. Or there was that time he was sick on his sheets, then just piled them beneath his bed instead of washing them until the smell was overpowering.

Anyway, I’m not really sure where the whole bukkake thing came from, but I hope he starts speaking other words soon. He must have a hard time at work, answering “bukkake” to every question, and leading meetings with Powerpoints that simply say “bukkake” on every slide. Does he answer the phone “bukkake?” Do other sex acts ever come into the equation? Does he only say this word to me and no one else?

I find it more entertaining to believe it’s simply the only vocabulary he knows these days. Struggling to make himself understood, but cursed with only this one word, he imbues it with depth and nuance, hoping his meaning will make itself clear. BukkaKE! BUkkake! BuKAAAAke! (Translation: “Please, I’m so very hungry! Feed me!”)

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  1. Kevin
    March 20, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Wow this exact same shit is happening with my friend. /facepalm

    • March 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

      Wow, really? I’m…disturbed, yet also intrigued. Who knew this was a thing?

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